Friday

Wammy Mammy

While at the Doctors on Wednesday they scheduled me for my yearly mammogram!  Today I went!  Today wasn't as bad as the other two I've had.  I give credit to the technician. She was older than me and just laughed at my modesty.  I kept holding the gown to cover me.  She kept telling me to let it go and relax my arms.  We giggled.....I was having a hard time relaxing.  I was grabbing the machine and hanging on. She was laughing and telling me to let go.  It was okay to hold on with one hand....I think I was suppose to at times but not with both.  We just kept laughing.  I finally tried to just not care and let my "girls" be free......that only lasted a few seconds and I was pulling at the gown again.  I thought it was especially funny when she told me to hold my breath.  I was holding my breath.  I don't know how anyone can breathe when they are being squished like that.  I didn't dare move or breathe.  I will admit though when she told me NOT to breathe that is exactly when I needed to breathe.....every time! I giggled as I drove home!  It's these kind of tests that remind me I am getting old!

I hope I never have a guy give me a mammogram!  Last year it was a guy that took me to my room and I was horrified....he was just a receptionist though and I was very relieved!